Home alone

So it is ON - you are successfully dating! I mean, you managed to get through a month of drinks, coffees, movies, dinners (hopefully you are lucky enough to be dating a ‘Wow Man’:  a rare species that finds pleasure in impressing, spoiling and paying for a lady just because she is awesome, (as I assume that all girls reading this are) without scaring the guy away.

So, you are cuddling a lot and he makes you feeling fuzzy inside. Time spent together is great and you miss him immediately after he gives you a good bye kiss in the morning.
These moments without your lover don`t have to be melancholic or dramatic at all...actually, they shouldn’t be. ( I would also like to inform you, dear reader, that you are probably too old to act so dramatic... but in the meantime, feel free to watch Mean Girls for the 175th time).

So here is a list of a few reasons why spending time alone is sooooooo awesome:


- Onions: As a foodie I have a true passion for smelly and socially awkward foods. Onion and tomato salad, garlic sauce, blue cheese - bring it on! Any interaction with the outside world is only made with modern technology devices on occasion like that.
- Beauty routines: There’s nothing beautiful about them. Half the time you look like a slimy monster from the nearest swamp, or a victim of a chemical burn.

- Watching porn: ‘Nuff said - VIP Lube Club - for one special member only.

- Gorging on food: Another food related position on my list . There are days when nothing makes more sense than stuffing your face with your 7th cheese toast, followed by cheese cake, followed by butter cookies with milk, summed up by a pint of ice cream and wieners with ketchup - iIt just feels right. Tomorrow you will watch what you eat, but today you can take care of your ‘food baby’ and proudly take a seat a pregnant women on the bus.

- Guilty pleasure TV shows:  Nothing makes me feel more sane than Real Housewives from the Big Apple and Yes to the Dress convinced me once and for all how balanced and balanced my attitude towards relationships are.

- Shopping: Whenever I see these poor men in shopping malls, I wanna buy them a beer and give a ‘em a tap on the shoulder for their patience and courage. Shop by yourself, for yourself. ‘Girlie time’ has this name for a reason. You want to date a sexy lumberjack, not a moody bitch who will turn into after looking at 172, virtually the same LBDs.

- Getting shitfaced with your besties - nothing spoils fun like judgemental looks, so turn off your mobile. So how about taking a bunch of your friends to that place with great happy hour offers- no matter what they say there’s nothing better than getting a bit tipsy at lunch time. First of all, it is always 5pm somewhere and second, while on the clock, its ‘business’ drunk and it’s totally cool - just watch Mad Men.